Sunday, September 28, 2014
raptorjesusbearcavalry:

thisgirllovesherfandoms:

tired-and-fed-up:

IM FREAKING OUT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HHHH

AND THE CUSHIONS FIT WHAT KIND OF QUADRANTS THEY’RE IN TOO AAHHH

Sometimes I feel like tumblr users have never seen a deck of fucking cards before.

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

thisgirllovesherfandoms:

tired-and-fed-up:

IM FREAKING OUT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HHHH

AND THE CUSHIONS FIT WHAT KIND OF QUADRANTS THEY’RE IN TOO AAHHH

Sometimes I feel like tumblr users have never seen a deck of fucking cards before.

(Source: 1ns1de-0ut-w0rld)

oops-i-finished-another-season:

I really miss the historical doctor who episodes where I actually kinda learned things

gay-of-demonic-charm:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

Is this a night vale singles ad

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(Source: teamfreespooks)

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

(Source: sandandglass)

officialbuckybarnes:

officialsteverogers:

You follow me on tumblr but will you follow me into war

shut the fuck up steve

tonystarks:

captain america: the winter soulja boy tell’m

Thursday, September 18, 2014 Wednesday, September 17, 2014
  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

rromanoffs:

I gave up a lot for this life. I could have been happy with Mockingbir— Bobbi. We could have had a good, simple life. But I wanted to play with the big boys. And if I miss, it means I’m just another dude with a bow. It means I’ve been fooling myself this whole time. And that’s why I never miss.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

lukes-fave-babe:

Bae: Come over
Me; I can’t.
Bae: I got the Winter Solider on DVD
Me:

image

(Source: captain-fuck-that)

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

(Source: osrick)

wait-as-i-fangirl:

inexorablyacademic:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

cameralinz:

“Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” The whisper was barely audible; her lips were an inch from his ear, her head bent so low that her long hair shielded his face from the onlookers. “Yes,” he breathed back. He felt the hand on his chest contract; her nails pierced him. Then it was withdrawn. She had sat up. “He is dead!” Narcissa Malfoy called to the watchers.

In the end, Voldemort’s fate twice came down to the choice of a woman, a mother.

Rock ‘n roll.

Harry Potter as a series repeatedly tells us never to underestimate a mother’s love. Lilly’s love for Harry nearly killed Voldemort the first time, Narcissa’s love for Draco set him up for his real death, and Voldemort’s greatest general was killed by Molly, a mother who loved all of her children and feared losing any more to the magical war.

Bitches. Get. Stuff. Done.

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The tags!!!

(Source: margaerystyrells)

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite)

marvelsagentcarter:

James D’Arcy (“Broadchurch,” “Let’s Be Cops”) will play Edwin Jarvis, Howard Stark’s butler and an unexpected ally to Peggy Carter, joining the previously announced Chad Michael Murray as SSR Agent Jack Thompson and Enver Gjokaj as Agent Daniel Sousa as they help Peggy (Hayley Atwell) navigate her way through what may be her most dangerous mission yet! (x)